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This is the top shelf. The nuclear option. The verbal equivalent of being slapped with a frozen ham.

If kindness didn't work... and motivation posters made you gag... congratulations, this is your new religion.

 

In the Brutal Tier, you'll get:

  • 2 Daily messages that do NOT hold back
  • Ruthless call-outs on your excuses
  • Crippling reminders when you slack
  • Zero sugarcoating. Zero sympathy. Zero chill.

 

Goal: Break your excuses. Build your discipline.

If you can't handle being roasted into next week, stick to the cute tiers.

Brutal roast

C$9.99Price
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Brutal roast
A full degrading month of motivational abuse
C$9.99every month until canceled
  • HA! fuck no! 

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